Well you've gone and clicked on the old 'About' page. Was it because of what I said on the Home page? No matter. I like showing off, so here's a load of nuggets to read about Ol' Stoochie boy:

I started treading the old Stand-Up boards in 2008 where I earned the accolades of being a finalist in:

2009 Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year

2010 Amused Moose

2010 Laughing Horse New Act of the Year

2011 BBC New Comedy Award

Oh and i was a proud member of the Pleasance Comedy Reserve at the 2010 Edinburgh Fringe, just so you know. Wait. I was also an Amused Moose Hot Starlet at the 2008 Edinburgh Fringe and OH HANG ON -

I was also runner up in the Myspace Comedy Awards of 2008. What do you mean 'What's Myspace?

... I also do a whole load of voiceover work, which you can find out more about on the old Voiceover page. You can probably do that right now as I've finished here. Well go on then, off you go. 

I've no idea what that picture is all about up there by the way. It has absolutely nothing to do with me. I think it came with the website. Oh it's gone actually, so don't worry about it.